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i am messy.
i love olives and tea...
not together.
kids are my whole life.
i'm one of the best friends you'll ever have.
i am very, intensely, real.

It’s ridiculous how much the aftermath of that dream is affecting me: wandering around my house plotting zombie apocalypse strategies.

Oh you know, just a crazy Saturday night with the boy, drinking rum, eating brie, and doin’ puzzles. http://t.co/LuFw8WJ9

Happy Friday… :) http://t.co/62xG6Lbu

The death of Movember means the death of my sore upper lip… Never been so glad to see December!

RT @lights: What are we gonna do until Feb when new episodes come out? #deadisland #L4D #nazizombies #crying

Almost went to the mall to job search today. Thanks twitter for all the black Friday tweets… Just saved my life.

Been laid off from a factory that he worked in for 30 years. These are people with bills to pay and families to take care of. Breaks my <3

You are the best thing that’s ever been mine! http://t.co/tp54djf1

The grass is always greener on the other guy… I mean side.